How to Detox When You Don’t Want to Give Up Drinking or Carbs (Yes, That’s Possible)
It’s a tale as old as time. You’re determined to get your body right. Eat clean. Cut back on drinking. But then this little thing called a social life rears its ugly head, and well, you don’t. Hey, we get it. Tampa is just home to too many awesome hole-in-the-wall haunts and cuisine-packed food halls now. And dammit, just let you live… right?
Enter Miracoal: total body detox and hangover relief supplement birthed right here in the 813, and the only product on the market that combines organic activated coconut charcoal with electrolytes to establish maximum recovery and aid in hydration. Popping these organic capsules gets your body back to a well-oiled machine without having to quit drinking or give up your carbs.
You heard us. A homegrown remedy that is a total Miracaol for your life. (Pun intended.)
There are two products, and to get the full effect (hangover cure + full body detox), you’re going to want make both part of your routine. Before you get all — wait, I need BOTH?! — remember, you can still drink and eat what you want while detoxing. So, yeah, get both.
Here’s everything you need to know:
It’s true, downing these bad boys after a night of debauchery actually makes you not want to physically hurl yourself off a cliff the next day. In fact, you will feel so good you will have no issues making your your 9 a.m. Saturday spin class ever again.
A blend of high-grade organic coconut charcoal enhanced with electrolytes, this product essentially takes all the toxins and chemicals the booze flooded your body with, and flushes it right out of there. It will literally be like those Fireball shots never happened.
Here’s the catch: for the best results, you want to take these capsules post-night of debauchery and before you face plant. Which, as we all know, can be a small window. Your best bet is to leave these suckers with a glass of water right next to your bed. For 2-4 drinks, take four capsules. For 4-6 drinks, take 4-6 capsules.
For those looking to really kick their body into high gear, this revolutionary product is a total game changer. Combining quality organic coconut charcoal with brain boosting Vitamin B12 and anti-inflammatory Turmeric Root, Miracoal Plus drives impurities out of your body while giving you a boost in your immune system and energy levels. And did we mention it’s gluten free?
Think of it this way: you know that groggy, spaced out feeling you get when you eat a meal packed full of preservatives? This gets rid of that with just a few capsules a day. And without tearing up your system. In fact, the turmeric root was added specifically to make sure it’s easy on your digestive system, gently removing toxins and resulting healthier kidney and liver functions. You won’t believe how you feel after even taking this regularly for a few days.
For best results, adults should take 1-2 capsules after meals with water up to two or three times per day or as recommended by your healthcare provider.
And there you have it! Your full body detox and hangover cure all in one daily, organic supplement — none of which requires you to stop living your best life.
To prove we mean business, Miracoal is offering 20% off both products exclusively to Tampa residents — visit www.miracoal.com and use the code detox20 upon checkout to redeem.